So I’ve come up with a few things that we take for granted that are actually YOUNGER than John McCain.

Geritol
The Jefferson Memorial
The States of Hawaii and Alaska
Turn Signals on Cars (they became available in 1939)
Two-Ply Toilet Paper
Roll-on Antiperspirant
The 22nd Amendment (this is a good one because its the one that says GWB can’t run again).
Veteran’s Day as a National Holiday
The Zip Code
Duct Tape
Penicillin
49 out of 50 Governors (Gov. Minner of DE is older)
Scrabble
Area Codes
SPAM
The Slinky
Plutonium
The Country of Israel
Mount Rushmore

To name a few….Man, he is old.

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