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It’s beginning to look a lot like a Wal-Mart Christmas
Ev’rywhere you go;
Take a look in the overcrowded superstore, glistening once again
With checkout lanes and half-price videogames aglow.
It’s beginning to look a lot like a Wal-Mart Christmas
Discounted toys in ev’ry store
But the prettiest sight to see, is the loads of money that will be
On Wal-Mart’s own …front… door.

If there are two things that seem to put a smile on Wal-Mart CEO Lee Scott’s face, they are the Christmas shopping season and an economy in crisis.

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